If you're not doing anything today, drive down to San Diego, where Fullerton Republican Congressman Ed Royce will chair hearings on the illegal-alien menace. Scheduled to appear, according to the Orange County Register, will be our Anti-Immigrant All-Stars, the folks (of all ethnicities, as they love to point out–hey, just proves hate knows no color lines) who year after year after year rile up the country about Mexicans and the occasional Guatemalan. If you can't drive down, catch it live on C-SPAN NOW. Here's to hoping our All-Stars reprise their May Day performance with a couple of taco chants. Or at least have committee member Dana Rohrbacher explain to Americans what he ever saw in the Taliban.