The big crime of the week in Taco Bell land involves yet another drunk driver who repeatedly rammed into the person ahead of them at the drive-thru–made the Daily Mail, even! It's a crime we've covered many a time in this column, though, so our attention is drawn to another drive-thru crime–this one involving a tossed soda.
From something called Eagan, Minnesota:
Police responded to a drunkenness call at the Taco Bell on Cliff Road.
The caller, a store employee, reported that a drunk man driving a red
GMC Envoy threw his drink at the drive-through window. The clerk tried
to hold off giving the man his food and keep him at the restaurant, but
eventually handed the food over. The clerk gave police a direction of
travel for the vehicle, and the man was later arrested.