The BIG Taco Bell crime of the week story last week, of course, was the Ohio man who rammed his truck into a Taco Bell because his order was short–but that's not bizarre enough. Tacos or the lack of them make people do bizarre things. Just ask the St. Louis-area man who got his car stuck on a curb because of a desire for the Bell–and, yes, he was drunk.
From St. Charles:
A driver in a Jack in the Box drive-through lane decided he instead wanted to go to a nearby Taco Bell, but got stuck while trying to cross over a curb. A tow truck was required to remove the car. The driver tested 0.260-percent blood alcohol content and was arrested for driving while intoxicated.