As much as I try to push Orange County weirdness above all other regions, the undisputed king of bizarre crimes and bizarre EVERYTHING is Florida. You might've heard over the weekend about a sinkhole that swallowed a man in his home–just opened up, and that was that. But the real big story was the man who assaulted his brother-in-law with a burrito. Why can't this stuff happen in our OC?
From the pages of the Smoking Gun–if you haven't already subscribed to its merriment, what are you waiting for?
A Florida man is facing a misdemeanor charge after allegedly battering a teenage relative with a Taco Bell burrito.
Police allege that Erik Brown, 36, throttled the 16-year-old boy in
the face with the burrito during a Feb. 15 domestic dispute at a
Port St. Lucie residence.
The victim told cops that he was having a "verbal altercation" with
his mother and Brown, his brother-in-law, when Brown "asked his mother
to bring him the burrito," according to an arrest affidavit.