I will say this about the drunk fans of Taco Bell: although I am strenuously opposed to driving while blotto, most lushes comport themselves well when having a hankering for the Bell. They usually cause their mayhem once falling asleep at the drive-thru, once engaging police in high-speed pursuits AFTER ordering, or act dumb while ordering inside. They rarely cause any actual damage to a Taco Bell–so Gregory Pflug of Delaware, SHAME on you for breaking your people's lucky streak by smashing into a Taco Bell while smashed.
From something called Rehoboth Beach…
Police say a man has been charged with DUI after crashing into a Delaware Taco Bell.
The incident occurred just before 11:45 p.m. Saturday night at the
Taco Bell, located at 19010 Costal Highway in Rehoboth Beach.
Police say 60-year-old Gregory Pflug, of Rehoboth Beach, drove his
2011 Honda Pilot into a corner of the building after going through the
Allegedly, Pflug then fled the scene on foot but was quickly apprehended by police.
No injuries have been reported.