If you've ever wondered what the words of Snooki would sound like spoken by Anthony Bourdain, wonder no more (see the clip below). Is it newsworthy? No. Is it funny? Kinda, if only to hear the author vocalize Snooki's musings on Aquanet.
What I'm waiting for is actually for Bourdain to put his sarcastic delivery to use on those Actors Read Yelp Reviews series. Make it happen people! Make it happen!