Alan Jackson on Earth

Alan Jackson will never go to hell, unless he's got a sick little locked room somewhere, which he does not—that moustache bespeaks only the clearest, purest, most honorable, predictable soul, a country singer at home in an era when the open range is just what you gotta drive through to get a good parking spot …

Cartoon geekboys are go!

These are dark days for hand-drawn animation, that grand old medium that entertained America for decades and brought us everything from the gracefully dancing hippos of the original Fantasia to the furiously humping felines of Fritz the Cat. Disney has virtually abandoned hand-drawn animation in the wake of one massive, humiliating box-office flop after another, …

Unreasonable Doubts?

Photo courtesy Michael Goulding/ The Orange County RegisterWhen, just 16 hours into their deliberations, jurors announced on June 28 they were “hopelessly deadlocked” in Orange County's infamous Haidl rape case, observers may have recalled Mark Twain's criticism that juries are often filled with easily prejudiced “fools and miscreants.” It's unlikely the eight men and four …

We Sell Soul

James Hart, singer of flashy local hard-rock/metalcore band Eighteen Visions, is either under the weather, which wouldn't be that surprising given his band's busy touring schedule, or developed something of a nervous tic, which also wouldn't be that surprising for the same reason. Regardless, there's something in his throat that he's trying to get out. …

Jailhouse Iraq

Last week, photographs of American guards torturing Iraqi prisoners hit television screens around the world. President George W. Bush expressed shock and amazement at the brutalities—sexual abuse, humiliation, beatings and sodomy—that occurred at Abu Ghraib prison in Baghdad. “What took place in that prison does not represent the America that I know,” said Bush, whose …

Diary of a Mad County

Illustration by Bob AulWEDNESDAY, April 21Every week, there's a lot of stuff that never gets into the paper, whether it's for reasons of space, content or that it was authored by Theo Douglas. It happens. And as you'd expect with any issue called “We Hate Mexicans,” there was a lot we couldn't get in. Today, …

In one corner, Jimmy Breslin!

Photo by Keith MayAs the flap/firestorm/”Ah, no one gives a fuck” involving Newsday columnist Jimmy Breslin—arguably the nation's best-known daily journalist—and Anaheim's own Reverend Lou Sheldon—certainly our foremost clerical authority on degenerate sex—entered its second week, it became clear that Sheldon, head of the right-wing spew tank Traditional Values Coalition (TVC), is either lying or …

Letters

Letters may be edited for clarity and length. E-mail to le*****@******ly.com, or send to Letters to the Editor, c/oOC Weekly, 1666 N. Main St., Ste. 500, Santa Ana, CA 92701. Or fax to (714) 550-5908. ARELLANO-RAMA! After reading the article “Hell is Forever” [The County, March 26], I was shocked at the inaccuracy of Gustavo …