We failed, Orange County, to keep 84-year-old Ignacio Lujano in the San Juan Capistrano orange groves he's tended to for the past 38 years. His son Alex texted me today that his papi is having a big yard sale this weekend before moving in the next couple of weeks to Lake Elsinore. City officials, instead of listening to the dozens of county residents who expressed their outrage at bureaucrats booting an old man from his livelihood, painted Lujano as a welfare case–cold bastards. If you want to visit a living, breathing remnant of Orange County's past before it becomes a maintenance yard, pass by any time this weekend at 30291 Camino Capistrano in San Juan Capistrano. We'll be there taking pictures and cursing idiot pols.