I'm the first to admit that I enjoy the occasional burrito bowl, but my love for the cilantro lime rice vending transplant from Denver is nowhere near San Jose's Matt Stonie. Matt (who, I should tell you now is a competitive eater quick enough to rival Joey Chestnut) posted a video of himself polishing off four Chipotle burritos yesterday, all under three minutes.
What'd he wash it down with? Diet Coke, of course.
You can watch the spectacle yourself after the jump. Me? Well, first I'm going to drive to the nearest Chipotle, then I'm going to give Stonie a call 'cause I could use some exercise tips.