Redditor Buys 23 Burger King Pies to Spite Bratty Kid

How far would you go to get back at someone who ruined day? Would you buy the last pie before they could? Would you buy the last 23 pies?

That's exactly what one Redditor did.


Redditor thr111 found himself in the middle of a bad day a few years ago, he shared on the aggregator site recently, and decided to head to the nearest Burger King to stress eat away his feelings. While stuck in line during lunch rush, he was joined by a mother and her kid.

The kid, no older than 5, spent the entire length of the line yelling and cursing as his mother paid no attention. After a few minutes, thr111 asked the woman to calm her kid down, to which she took great offense.

What happened next, in his own words:

All I can think of is how the people behind me ruined my splurge and gave me this headache. I then decide to ruin their day. I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don't have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare. I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating eat as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can't get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away.

Real story? I really hope so, 'cause that's pretty bad ass.

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