You are the sleazy proprietor with dubious morals in La Habra. After being a faithful and caring customer for more than a year, always offering support and assistance, I promised you on the night that you sided with a thief caught in the act that I was going to expose your clear disregard for morals. When I catch someone stealing (or attempting to steal) my phone, I expect cops to be called to press charges on them, not on me, the loyal customer who has never caused issues nor gotten belligerent while patronizing your establishment. Thanks for being a good person for 364 days. I hope your social circles and family finally see you for who you are.
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