You are the bartender who refilled my beer jug for $14. You didn't clean or rinse it as you were supposed to. After I told you that you needed to do so for sanitation reasons, you poured the beer into a pitcher, rinsed the jug, and then poured the same beer back into the jug—the beer that now had the old, flat suds mixed with the new. Come on now! They say beer is beer, but not exactly, right?
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