It was a busy weekend at Octomom Nadya Suleman's pipe organ (a.k.a. TMZ), where a statement was released from the former La Habra resident/current Orange rehab guest stating Michael Lohan had nothing to do with her treatment, that her father has also entered Chapman House for alcohol addiction and that her oldest son has taken a restraining order out against a vocal critic of the single, unemployed porn star and mother of 14.
One target fires back in the Weekly.
Michael Lohan Claims He Got Octomom Nadya Suleman into Drug Rehab in Orange
Octomom Nadya Suleman Enters Orange Rehab After Her Father's DUI Concerns Surface
Octomom Nadya Suleman Accuser Gina Bryson Makes Public Plea for Octuplets
First, the statement released Friday reiterates what Natalie's peeps have been saying: that Lindsay Lohan's father was not part of the decision or planning to have the mother battling–take your pick–alcoholism/Xanax addiction/anxiety/exhaustion go to rehab. Suleman's former porn performer manager, Gina Rodriguez, has claimed Dad Lohan only supplied Chapman House's phone number.
Next, Suleman's father, Ed Doud, who had left a message on the answering machine of former volunteer babysitter Gina Bryson of Rossmoor expressing concern over his daughter drinking and driving with her children on board, checked into Chapman House for a 28-day alcohol detox, TMZ reports.
Bryson is the former caretaker Suleman says her son Elijah Solomon took out a restraining order against because Bryson began leaving the 11-year-old “psycho calls and texts” after she was fired over the summer. Camp Octo has fingered Bryon as the former nanny (who they claim was not a nanny) who has passed allegations to the media and authorities about Elijah sexually molesting his younger sisters and watching porn, including his mother's solo masturbation video Octomom Home Alone.
As TMZ reports that an unnamed judge has prohibited Bryson from contacting Elijah or getting within 100 yards of him, Suleman's legal eagles are supposedly getting restraining orders against Bryson on behalf of two more children.
As you'd no doubt suspect, Bryson does not see things the same as Camp Octo. She explains of the restraining order in an email this morning:
I was surprised not to see it on TMZ Friday morning, I guess they
waited for today since social media traffic is higher. I am also shocked
that they are willing to blatantly lie to court officers as there is ZERO
proof that I have ever harassed any of Nadya's children. It is one
thing to make up lies to sell to TMZ but perjuriously filing a
restraining order can result in criminal persecution and jail time.
When being served the sheriff's deputy expressed to me that I was the
first person he had served that that seemed happy to receive a Temporary
Restraining Order from him. I told him I had some faith in the justice
system and the truth on my side. As far as being fired, of course
another lie, I have never been paid even though I volunteered many
thousands of hours taking care of the children over the last 3 years. It
needs to be said that I am a “Mandated Reporter” which requires me by
law to report ANY suspected abuse, which I have multiple times a couple
months ago.Nadya is a sick woman that has her definitions confused as she has
claimed that I was obsessed with her children; the correct verbiage is
love, I do love them and will continue to try to protect them against
their mother's neglect, abuse and OBSESSION to use them to make a profit
As the Octomerde turns . . .
Matt Coker has been engaging, enraging and entertaining readers of newspapers, magazines and websites for decades. He spent the first 13 years of his career in journalism at daily newspapers before “graduating” to OC Weekly in 1995 as the paper’s first calendar editor. He went on to be managing editor, executive editor and is now senior staff writer.