Octomom Nadya Suleman Loses License: Report

Spottily employed single mother of 14 Nadya Suleman of La Habra has lost her California drivers license, according to a published report.

That's not lost as in misplaced but lost as in having the privilege to drive taken away from her.

Too bad it wasn't a license to breed . . . taken away years ago.

TMZ, as always, has the scoop.

Octo got a ticket for driving the wrong way down a one-way street in Beverly Hills last September. She was supposed to either appear in court or pay the ticket by December 20, but she missed her court date … resulting in her license getting suspended.

The gossip site then shifts gears into fantasy, wondering how Bizarro World's Mother of the Year will “commute back and forth to her . . .  job?”

I can just picture Natalie alongside Whittier Boulevard, thumb out, kids no where to be found, hoping to hitch a ride to her next [insert “bar appearance,” “pillow fight,” “celebrity boxing match,” “unseen movie cameo,” “paid Dr. Drew intervention,” etc.].

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