This is for all you mothers out there: if you were in rehab for 30 days, wouldn't your babies be the first people you would want to see? How about if it was after a few days inside or overnight? Same deal, right–if a therapist cleared you to return to your family, of course.
Well, Octomom Nadya Suleman, who famously entered the Chapman House drug rehab in Orange last week, reportedly split Monday, blew off her 14 kids and flew to Tennessee, where she is taping a spoof music video.
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Radar Online reports that Natalie has been staying at a hotel in Pigeon Forge, Tenn., since at least Monday, that it has photos of her on the set with Cledus T. Judd (who apparently is not Wynonna or Ashley's brother but the “Weird Al Yankovic of country music”) and that it has discovered she was paid $1,500 to appear, plus airfare and lodging.
Which begs the question: Do these days in Tennessee count toward her days in rehab? Because they certainly count as more days away from her increasingly fractured brood.
Matt Coker has been engaging, enraging and entertaining readers of newspapers, magazines and websites for decades. He spent the first 13 years of his career in journalism at daily newspapers before “graduating” to OC Weekly in 1995 as the paper’s first calendar editor. He went on to be managing editor, executive editor and is now senior staff writer.