According to Navel Gazing readers, who are never wrong about anything, Octomom Nadya Suleman has moved to Orange.
Hey, La Habra, orange you glad I didn't say La Habra?
That's, of course, where Natalie and her 14 kids lived, on Madonna Lane, before getting the boot for unpaid mortgage payments.
After trashing that house, Suleman and her brood then made the midnight move to Palmdale because she said she wanted to escape the scrutiny they were under (from the gossip press, Social Services, cops) for somewhere farther away.
Then last month, after having trashed the Palmdale home, saying she was broke and checking into an Orange rehab, it was revealed she's moved somewhere else, possibly back to Orange County. But not before coming under investigation from Social Services in LA County, as she had in OC, like a welfare grifter.
“She moved into my neighborhood,” sonyagalindo1 reveals in the comments to that post. “Right here in the city of Orange.”
“Well, I was shocked to see her this morning at my grandson's school in Orange, so there u go!!!!” added Unknownnoneedtoknow.
Some had guessed she would choose Orange to be closer to her rehab.
Meanwhile, a certain Navel Gazer is now accepting applications for Octomerde beat reporters.
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