A creative OC Weekly reader crafted an Ode to Mike Duvall today. It's set the theme of Green Acres, which–in case you've forgotten–can be heard HERE.
These are the suggested new lyrics:
Sacramento is the place to be
Dirty livin' is the life for me
Gals spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that girl's backside!
Sacto is where I'd rather be
I've no allergy smelling Heidi
I just adore a Capitol view
Dar-Ling, I love you but give me beaver too
The whores!
The bores!
Fresh girls!
The pearls!
You are my vice
Good bye city life
Sac-ra-men-to we are there!
— R. Scott Moxley / OC Weekly
CNN-featured investigative reporter R. Scott Moxley has won Journalist of the Year honors at the Los Angeles Press Club; been named Distinguished Journalist of the Year by the LA Society of Professional Journalists; obtained one of the last exclusive prison interviews with Charles Manson disciple Susan Atkins; won inclusion in Jeffrey Toobin’s The Best American Crime Reporting for his coverage of a white supremacist’s senseless murder of a beloved Vietnamese refugee; launched multi-year probes that resulted in the FBI arrests and convictions of the top three ranking members of the Orange County Sheriff’s Department; and gained praise from New York Times Magazine writers for his “herculean job” exposing entrenched Southern California law enforcement corruption.
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