Based on the song Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee from Grease, a reader's* ode to Orange County Sheriff Sandra Hutchens:
Look at me, I'm Sandra Sue
Lousy with gun issue
Won't let you speak, if we disagree
I can't–I'm Sandra Sue
Watch it! Hey I'm from LA
I was not brought up that way
Won't come across,
Though the Supes I have lost,
My way, or the highway.
I don't drink (no)
Or swear (no)
I don't rat my hair (eew)
I get ill from one cigarette
(cough, cough, cough)
Keep your filthy paws
Or my gun will draw
My trigger, I'll pull, you can bet?
As for you, the Media
I know what you wanna do
You got your post
I'm just plain Sandra Sue
CPRA. CPRA, let me be!
Keep that CCW, far from me!
Just keep your cool
Or my thugs I will pool
Hey Fongool, I'm Sandra Sue!
CNN-featured investigative reporter R. Scott Moxley has won Journalist of the Year honors at the Los Angeles Press Club; been named Distinguished Journalist of the Year by the LA Society of Professional Journalists; obtained one of the last exclusive prison interviews with Charles Manson disciple Susan Atkins; won inclusion in Jeffrey Toobin’s The Best American Crime Reporting for his coverage of a white supremacist’s senseless murder of a beloved Vietnamese refugee; launched multi-year probes that resulted in the FBI arrests and convictions of the top three ranking members of the Orange County Sheriff’s Department; and gained praise from New York Times Magazine writers for his “herculean job” exposing entrenched Southern California law enforcement corruption.