Two women, eating and gabbing in a Huntington Beach City Hall break room:
FIRST WOMAN: You know, Velveeta has a light cheese. It's hard to find.
OTHER WOMAN: They have it at Target.
FIRST WOMAN: [Excitedly] THEY HAVE IT AT TARGET!?! VELVEETA LIGHT!?!

OC Weekly Editor-in-Chief Matt Coker has been engaging, enraging and entertaining readers of newspapers, magazines and websites for decades. He spent the first 13 years of his career in journalism at daily newspapers before “graduating” to OC Weekly in 1995 as the alternative newsweekly’s first calendar editor.