Cock Shot from Invisible Engine on Vimeo.
Colleague-in-blog Leslie McCave over at Stick a Fork in It recently shared the YouTube video “Rap Chop.” Invisible Engine has its own, non-rapping, groin-blasting ode to Vince Offer's original Slap Chop infomercial above.
Meanwhile, for those who would like real-life protection from the fictional Cock Shot–or any other fist, foot or projectile aimed at one's groin–former baseball player Mark Littell, who apparently took one to many pitches to the MVP in his pants, has developed an uber-athletic cup called NuttyBuddy. It's no joke. Coming in four different dimensions–“The Hammer” (youth), “The Boss” (juniors/small), “The Hog” (large) and “Mongo” (xl–you lucky guys know who you are)–the NuttyBuddy aims to fulfill its main mission: “Protecting the boys.”
Again, this supposedly is not a joke. So, if you have a knack for getting whacked in the family jewels, visit here where, believe it or not, you can check out their video, courtesy of Fox N Friends.
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