Residents of a certain La Habra neighborhood counting the days until Nadya Suleman and her brood of 14 are thrown out due to foreclosure received some troubling news today: a porn video company has offered to bail out “Octomom.” All she need do is sign on the dotted sticky line. Great. But has the man who made the offer, Vivid Entertainment founder Steven Hirsh, thought this through far enough to come up with movie titles?
We have.
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1) Soiling Suleman
2) Mommy Drippiest
3) Invitrous Basterds
4) Big Momma's House . . . of Ill Repute
5) 14 Go In Where 14 Came Out
6) Stop! Or My Mom With Spawn
7) Whores of La Habra 6
8) Throw Momma From the Tranny
9) For Womb the Smell Grows
10) Octopussy
OC Weekly Editor-in-Chief Matt Coker has been engaging, enraging and entertaining readers of newspapers, magazines and websites for decades. He spent the first 13 years of his career in journalism at daily newspapers before “graduating” to OC Weekly in 1995 as the alternative newsweekly’s first calendar editor.