A butcher in Minnesota has created a 7 pound dog that spans 25 inches. Yes, that's a big wiener. The man reportedly was inspired by a dare from his sons. No word if it was a double dog dare or the triple. According to the story by KVRR, which was picked up by CNN, customers are actually ordering it for parties and other nonsensical reasons.
They even sell it sliced, which seems besides the point.
Watch the video below. Kobayashi, you've met your match.