People writing songs about food they love goes back to the days of Solomon, but there's never been something as flat-out weird as “Taco Bell Swag,” an ode to the world's largest Mexican restaurant chain by Miami-area rappers O'Grime. Maybe because they're from Miami, but the majority of the video features gyrating strippers in G-strings–not a bad thing in and of itself. But they have tacos stuffed in them, on the ass cheek. And they smash said tacos on said ass. Again. And again. And again.
And that's not even the most mesmerizing thing about the clip–which is NSFW and after the jump.
I'm a bit behind on rap and hip-hop–did Biggie and 2pac ever make peace?–but those blips! The breaks! The hyperkinetic beats! Is it crunk? House? Who cares?
The lyrics–if you can get past the ass-smashings–give shout outs to the Beefy Crunch Burrito, chalupas, $5 boxes, CrunchWrap Supreme, Cinnamon Twists, and Fire Sauce as an, um, lube. But trying to smoke a Flamin' Hot Cheeto as a blunt? HILARIOUS