Last time we checked in with Jenna Jameson, she was a no-show at a hearing for the custody of her twin boys living with Tito Ortiz in Huntington Beach, and before that she was complaining about how unjust it was the kids weren't with their mother, and I'm pretty sure before that she was, erm, flubbing her way through live TV appearances to hawk her latest book. Yep, we're talking a certified hot mess, folks, which may explain why she and her current beau are headed for couples therapy–the televised kind, of course.
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See, Jenna simply must do EVERYTHING in front of cameras, and the ones she will be in front of with John Wood will be for the fifth season of VH1 Couples Therapy With Dr. Jenn, which is set to premiere 9 p.m. Sept. 10.
OK, confession time: I had never heard of John Wood and assumed he was in the same profession as on-off-on-again porn star Jameson. Actually, he is the owner of Syndicate MMA, a mixed-martial arts training facility in Las Vegas.
Who ever woulda thunk Jenna would have relationship problems with someone from the MMA world?
Anyway, Jameson and Wood will be vying for screen time alongside: Big Brother alum Dick “Evil Dick” Donato and girlfriend Stephanie Rogness-Fischer; Naughty By Nature's Anthony “Treach” Criss and girlfriend Cicely Evans; and The Jersey Shore's Deena Cortese and boyfriend Chris Buckner.
VH1 was at first coy about the identity of a fifth couple for this season of Couples Therapy, but it was later revealed to be The Bachelor, uh, winners(?) Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell.
Because what America really needs is more Juan Pablo. Sheesh.
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