Trophy wives have been sent packing from Huntington Beach following action by the City Council Monday night.
The esteemed panel enacted a ban on plastic bags.
And so, bleach-blond bombshells from Huntington Harbour to The Bluffs must now leave the . . . um . . . check that.
The council did not ban these plastic bags:
It banned these plastic bags:
The Onion, I mean, Weekly regrets the error.