Oh, why or why can they not bring back the open primary? If allowed today, we would have strolled into our (provisional) polling place with our GOP registration, crossed party lines to pick one of dem battling Dems, and sung just loud enough for the old lady in the next booth to hear:
Goin' down with Phil Angelides
Dude could use a coupla keys
Don't touch my girls if you please
Mr. EBay maaa-aaannnnn
HEY! That poll lady bogarted our “I Voted” sticker. For a provisional ballot, couldn't we have at least gotten a temporary tattoo?
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