Our fellow forkers can show off some Stick a Fork In It pride with this cranberry-colored scarf. Etsy shop Xenotees also offers a fork T-shirt and tea towel, French pet lobster shirt, and fortune cookie pillowcases
An ode to our favorite condiment: Sriracha. You truly can put it on everything, from the Cock Shot to your skin. View Vickie Chang's Etsy-items list dedicated soley to rooster sauce here. “In cock we trust,” indeed.