Sometime this past Thursday, some loser (frayed wires? Faulty code? Carona? Not sure yet) started fucking with the website of your favorite infernal rag and its sister papers, leading folks who tried to visit our digital kingdom to encounter a malware warning thanks to the folks at Google. Our website was never afflicted with nasty bugs, but that didn't stop Google from continuing to tell the world to not visit our website lest they catch something.
Silly Google! But since the search engine rules this world, it essentially wiped out Friday and Saturday for us. Our web team has been working 'round the clock rectifying the situation, and are almost there.
We should be back at complete force tomorrow morning. In the meanwhile, you can entertain yourself by listening to our official interlude music: