Gay Marriage Portends Increase in Urine Sex, OC Reverend Reveals!

Usually I like to pretend Wiley Drake is really on to something when I blog about his crazy shit, but this email, which sat in my junk folder and remains there (I cut and pasted from it) is outrageously ridiculous enough to print verbatim:

What Legal Same Sex Marriages Bring into society………..

Oral Sex
with the ingesting of semen and anal contamination bringing about hepatitis A, gonorrhea, HIV, and hepatitis B

Rectal Sex brings a mixing bowl for saliva and its germs and/or an artifical lubricant which penetrates the rectal lining ( which is only one cell thick) rectal intercourse is the most efficient way to spread hepatitis B, HIV,syphilis and a host of other blood-born diseases. This brings about the enteric parasites collectively known as “Gay Bowel Syndrome”

Urine Sex
In a San Francisco survey of 655 same sex people, 5% drank urine, 7% practiced fisting, 33% ingested feces via anal/oral contact.

Some say same-sex marriage is ok and we should be concerned about the community that want same-sex marriage.

We should be concerned when their life style brings early death to them and the rest of
society.

God called what same-sex marriages do “sodomy” and those who do
it “sodomites.”

If we do not stand and fight this plague, God will as He did in sodom and their neighborhood.

Discuss.