Five Reasons I Don't Like Stuck-Up Bulk Olive Oil Bars



There's been an explosion of olive oil bars lately in Orange County, and I don't get it.

If you've never seen one, they tend to feature long rows of shiny silver canisters filled with bulk olive oil from different regions of the world. They also tend to be extremely expensive, and while I don't mind paying for quality, the quality isn't always evident. There are exceptions, of course–great olive oil stores do exist–but the following list of five sins is shockingly pervasive.
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5. Too much focus on infused oil



Every trip into one of these stores
starts with a tour from the person behind the counter. More than half
the time, they do a general wave at the first set of canisters with,
“This is regular oil,” then head toward the back and wax poetic about
the tangerine-infused oil, the Meyer lemon-infused oil, the garlic oil,
etc. I can infuse oils myself; I am a relatively accomplished home cook.
Yet when I demur, they look hurt. We won't even get into the so-called
“balsamic” vinegars that have never been within a hundred feet of
anything made of balsam fir.

4. Plastic cups



This is a general complaint, and a pretty stuck-up
one besides, but it's true: you don't go to a dégustation at a winery
and get served good wine in a plastic cup, yet every olive oil place
I've been to–including, increasingly, in France–has these awful little
plastic cups that lend a plastic taste to the oil. There are never
spoons or glass or metal dishes, only plastic. Sopping mushy white bread
into the oil doesn't help the matter, either.
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3. Bad oil



If I'm going to pay a ridiculous amount for olive oil, I
expect it to be great olive oil. Maybe it's young and grassy, like a
just-pressed Arbequina; maybe it's slightly tannic like early-season
California oil. One thing it should not be, however, is rancid. I can
count on one hand the number of shops I've been to in Southern
California where not a single oil I've tasted has been off.

2. Clueless staff



Part
of the problem is staffing: while the owners may be extremely
well-versed in the arts of the ancient fruit, they can't be there 100%
of the time. It's annoying to visit one and start talking about olive
oils I've enjoyed only to have the person behind the counter just nod
and smile. Indulge me in a moment of snobbery–if you've never heard of
Alziari, which is the most famous olive oil shop in the world thanks to
nearly every American celebrity chef with European pretensions, maybe
working in a speciality olive oil shop isn't for you.

1. Refusal to stock local products



California
used to produce a lot of disgusting olive oil, back about ten or
fifteen years ago. It was acidic, harsh and the wrong color. That's
changed, though, thanks to a bunch of olive farmers who persevered. Many
times, there'll be one token “California” olive oil with no farm label.
When I ask more specific, probing questions, I get shrugs. They'll
stock oil from France, from Spain, from Greece and Italy, all things
that had to be shipped in at great cost. When I ask if they have any
olive oils from Baja's Valle de Guadalupe, just 120 miles away, I get
incredulous looks. Let me put it this way: generic “California” olive
oil is the Franzia of cooking fat.

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