Yeah, so Jered Weaver pitched a no-hitter yesterday, and the Halos Nations is happy. But the fact remains: the Angels' marquee addition during this off-season, Albert Pujols, plain sucks so far.
What the hell is wrong with him? Why is the greatest hitter of the past 15 years batting a measly .208, with no hits last night and NO HOME RUNS? No one knows the answer, but a friend of mine posted a graphic on Facebook that's HILARIOUS if you're a fan of The Simpsons–and if you read this infernal blog, you need to be to understand half of what we write.