What do Stephen Hawking and Real Housewives of Orange County cast member Vicki Gunvalson's ex-husband Donn have in common?
No, it's not a knack for theorems regarding gravitational singularities in the framework of general relativity, nor the belief that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe despite evidence to the contrary on certain parts of Bravo's nighttime lineup. The answer: visits to a Southern California swingers club.
Radar Online, which previously reported on Donn Gunvalson being spotted with a woman other than Cota de Caza's Vicki at the Freedom Acres swingers club in Devore, now claims in another exclusive that the world renowned physicist Hawking is a “regular” there.
The wheelchair-bound 70-year-old, who famously communicates through a voice synthesizer, is said to arrive at the camp with nurses and other staffers who stand watch as naked women gyrate over the egghead.
“I have spoken to him on several occasions and have even shared drinks with people in his group,” an “insider” reportedly told Radar. “And he'll even take photos with people in the club as long as it's in a neutral area.”
Through the U.K. media, a spokesman confirmed Hawking visited Freedom Acres once, but denied he is a regular. He has been known to blow off steam at strip clubs, though.
Here's hoping Real Housewives works him into the cast. Hawking would be a catch for one of those hot messes.
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