The avalanche of reader response to a certain Disgusting Big Toe is pouring down–and by “avalanche,” we mean “one letter to the editor, a half dozen comments in the break room, a snicker or two with the receptionist, a feedback comment or three on this very website and two, count 'em, two offers of assistance.”
In the order they were received (or will continue to be received), Clockwork will try any remedies publicly and check back on their progress from time to time. The first comes from New Jersey. It's a complimentary dosage of NonyX Nail Gel, which we are to use for 21 days and, pinky toes crossed, see improvement in about 5 weeks. One disclaimer: the gel is an exfoliant of keratin debris, not an anti-fungal.