The Laguna Beach Police Department received a disturbance call at 12:31 p.m. Sunday from someone complaining about the noise from the Rocky theme song playing and a punching bag being hit.
The caller said the same racket is heard every day from a building at Brooks and Glenneyre streets.
It could be worse for the caller.
The racket could be punctuated by a wounded, mookish, marble-mouthed wail of “Adriiiaaaaannnnn!!!”
And it could be worse for all of us if the noise is from Stallone warming up for Rocky VII.