Dave, my chica and I were dining at Chapter One: the modern local in downtown Santa Ana when the helpful waitress said we were getting free shots. I was about to wave it off, figuring the owners knew Dave and I were in the house and wanted to butter us up, so I asked her the reason.
“Didn't you hear?” she replied happily. “Osama bin Laden is dead!”
You don't say.
Now THAT, dear pubs, is a modern local. Gracias, Chapter One, for the bad-ass move, and may you offer free booze bottles to all when this pinche War On Terror is finally complete.