With the rapid melting of arctic glaciers causing the sea to rise to levels that will overtake coastal real estate, regional athletes must adjust.
Among those demonstrating he is ready for the brave new underwater world is recent Corona del Mar High School graduate Chase Garbers.
The oceanographers at Bleacher Report show that before the quarterback heads north to UC Berkeley, he can hook up with the soggiest of receivers.
Witness:
Two things, though:
1) Garbers was not being pressured by Von Miller.
B) Unless offensive backfields float on platforms ala Kevin Costner’s Waterworld rig, Garbers must figure out how to make completions while he too is on the water.
Nice toss, though, and that buddy on the board should be a Cal Bear, too.
OC Weekly Editor-in-Chief Matt Coker has been engaging, enraging and entertaining readers of newspapers, magazines and websites for decades. He spent the first 13 years of his career in journalism at daily newspapers before “graduating” to OC Weekly in 1995 as the alternative newsweekly’s first calendar editor.