Sometime last summer, suddenly, SanTana councilmember Carlos "Busty" Bustamante simply disappeared.
Everyone assumed he'd just stay walled in his ritzy Floral Park home. But now, he's back–huh?
So far this young year, Busty has been seen laughing it up in downtown SanTana–as recently as last night, even. He has privately told friends he's innocent of all the charges and expects to beat them, which is a bold statement as Tony Rack's office, for all of its problems, has always been thorough when it comes to the issue of sex crimes. Fucker doesn't fool around with that shit, you know.
Busty's trial is scheduled for later this year. Ladies and germs: if you see Busty ambling up to a barstool, better you move three down…