What do country music, Tony Romo and a box of Twinkies have in common? Pop-singer-turned-former-reality-TV-star-turned-failed-actress-turned-country-singer Jessica Simpson, of course! The buxom blonde will be performing live at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater, opening for Rascal Flatts as the superstar country trio bring their “Bob That Head Tour” to a close. Her addition to the lineup turns Rascal Flatts’ hits/tear jerkers like, “What Hurts the Most,” “I’m Movin’ On” and “Melt” that would normally make you want to sob for hours while you contemplate lost love and heartache, into a pre-teen screech-a-thon. Simpson will be performing songs from her crossover album Do You Know as part of her transition to the country music genre. Guess dating a Cowboy can really go to your head.
Sat., March 14, 7 p.m., 2009
