Feast your eyes on the hunk to the right.
Hendrick Hedrick, the Democrat facing Rep. Ken Calvert (R-Riverside) in the November mid-term election, has been voted the hottest candidate in the land.
But the hopeful for the 44th District that includes San Clemente, San Juan Capistrano and the unincorporated Orange County communities of Coto de Caza and Las Flores is also taken.
The assessment of Hedrick's hotness comes from ActBlue, which is one of those stud finders like Playgirl, Manmeat or Bon Apetit.
Check that: ActBlue collects contributions for Democratic challengers, who are ranked based on who has had the most people joining their campaigns. It is on this basis that ActBlue has deemed Hedrick the hottest, not that his rock-hard abs don't help, too.
“Being the hottest doesn't mean we have the most money–it
means we have the most momentum,” clarifies
ActBlue the Hedrick campaign. “Everyday people all across
the country are looking for a real progressive voice to bring leadership
they can trust to Congress.”
They are also looking for a tiny apple ass they can worship–one like Hedrick's.
Behold its power!
Tubby old Calvert better hit the gym.