Add to my list of dealbreakers the use Trongs, reusable utensils that let you eat finger foods mess-free.
The company website lists the many snacks that now can now be enjoyed without anxiety: Buffalo wings! Ribs! Sushi! Shrimp cocktail! Potato chips!
Just know that when you whip those things out at any gathering, you become That Guy.
Find them here on sale ($8.99 for a six-pack).