Buried deep in the pages of something called the Columbus Ledger-Enquirer was an Associated Press dispatch revealing that your favorite wab is amongst the winners of this year's Civies, an award given out by the Americans for More Civility, a group of exactly two people.
In announcing my honor, the organization said that the Mexican “offered something novel to the immigration debate: a few laughs …” Other winners this year included retired Supreme Court judge Sandra Day O'Connor and Brad Pitt–and that's the last time you'll ever see my name next to people of such real caliber.
