If I weren't so enamored of covering Orange County–from the restaurants to the pedophile priests, skinheads and Don Papi Pulido–I could easily live as a professional Mexican, caring about nothing except what affects wabs. As it stands, I can only address national Mexi issues with my ¡Ask a Mexican! column, but that hasn't stopped people from asking me what I think of Top Gear, the BBC show under fire for its hosts cracking jokes about Mexicans.
My response after the jump!
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Yes, cabrones: the return of my little-seen YouTube version of ¡Ask a Mexican! But hey: at least I don't cover my face with a bandanna or use as many cuts as Michael Bay.