With a cast that includes Kevin Costner, Ryan Reynolds, Gary Oldman, Tommy Lee Jones and Gal Gadot, Criminal could overcome its ridiculous premise: that a dead CIA operative’s memories are implanted into an unpredictable and dangerous death-row inmate so a mission can be completed.
How’s that for a ringing endorsement of the movie opening today at the theater near you?
But even if the flick blows (wonder if it’s based on a true story?), at least its promoters have still given us something of value to take away from the project:
Knowledge about whether we, the viewers, are psychopaths.
How do we gain said knowledge? By taking the psychopath quiz.
I can’t wait for the results. A different online quiz informs my IQ surpasses Einstein’s. Of course, he probably lacked conscience and empathy, too.