Anaheim Cops Seek Robber Who Knocked Off Many Businesses, Including Adult Bookstore

First they came for the futon store, and I did not speak out–because I don't sleep on a futon. Then they came for the boob job doctor, and I did not speak out–because I'm all natural, baby. Then they came for the medical marijuana dispensary, and I did not speak out–because I get my drugs the old-fashioned way (from the pusher outside the daycare). Then they came for the adult bookstore–and there was no one left to pay for my salary.


Police are looking for an armed fellow who has knocked over several businesses in Anaheim between June 2-16, including an adult bookstore on June 4. Here is video from that robbery:

Anaheim's most wanted may also have pulled an armed robbery in Orange on May 28, according to Lt. Bob Dunn, the Anaheim Police spokesman.

The dude is described as Hispanic, in his 30s, 5-foot-7 to 6-foot, 170-200 pounds, and often having worn a baseball cap with a red rim and gray hooded sweatshirt. He also has a tattoo behind his left ear.

The gunman carries his piece in his waistband, wrapped in a bandana. Witnesses to one robbery saw a light colored, four-door vehicle fleeing the scene.

Photos of him and the car follow on the next page …

Anyone with information is asked to contact Orange County Crime Stoppers at (855) TIP-OCCS, or visit, or text OCCS and your tip to CRIMES (274637). You may remain anonymous.

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