So I was driving along Grand from Dyer towards the 5 and I notice a Subway sign twirler. At first I thought nothing of it. Then I see another one up the road.
And then another.
I lost count after five, but here's the best part: Once I passed one Subway (evidently on Warner), the sign twirlers I see afterward are now pointing the way to the next Subway that I will inevitably pass on my journey north.
This Subway, on First and Grand, actually has a sign twirler within a few feet of the store! He can probably smell the bread baking.
Now that's commitment.