It's too early for the fat lady to sing over Albert Pujols or the Anaheim Angels of Anaheim Not Los Angeles. But it's not too early for her to clear her throat, as her virtual version–producers Drew and Jeremy–do with their new website Random Dudes With More Homeruns Than Pujols.
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Click on it right now, and you'll see Texas Ranger David Murphy and his stat of five homeruns staring back at you.
Click on “this” in the sentence “What about this dude?” and the next player will pop up, Astro Chris Johnson, who has four dingers.
And so on . . .
Needless to say, none of the random dudes signed off-season contracts for $250 million, as Pujols did.
“El Hombre” has three homers going into tonight's game against the A's.
Ahem, “do-re-mi-fa-so-la-flop-oooooo . . .”
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OC Weekly Editor-in-Chief Matt Coker has been engaging, enraging and entertaining readers of newspapers, magazines and websites for decades. He spent the first 13 years of his career in journalism at daily newspapers before “graduating” to OC Weekly in 1995 as the alternative newsweekly’s first calendar editor.