People seem to really be interested in ex-Bell city manager's $800,000 annual salary–recently adjusted up to $1.5 million with benies. Less talk is directed at what a huge fucking load Robert Rizzo is. I mean, my God, look at that noggin!
(Hint to authorities who may in the near future have to figure out where he's hidden a taxpayer-supplied fortune: start at his stomach.)
Based on computer projections that used the sometimes Huntington Beach resident's DUI booking photo at right as a guide, it can be extrapolated that Rizzo is fatter than . . .
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Whichever you consider more odious.
Fat Bastard.
Fat Tony.
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Jabba the Hutt.
Whatever the hell this is.
A fat, steaming one of these.
OC Weekly Editor-in-Chief Matt Coker has been engaging, enraging and entertaining readers of newspapers, magazines and websites for decades. He spent the first 13 years of his career in journalism at daily newspapers before “graduating” to OC Weekly in 1995 as the alternative newsweekly’s first calendar editor.