People seem to really be interested in ex-Bell city manager's $800,000 annual salary–recently adjusted up to $1.5 million with benies. Less talk is directed at what a huge fucking load Robert Rizzo is. I mean, my God, look at that noggin!
(Hint to authorities who may in the near future have to figure out where he's hidden a taxpayer-supplied fortune: start at his stomach.)
Based on computer projections that used the sometimes Huntington Beach resident's DUI booking photo at right as a guide, it can be extrapolated that Rizzo is fatter than . . .
Whichever you consider more odious.
Jabba the Hutt.
Whatever the hell this is.
A fat, steaming one of these.