Where the hell is Hercules, California? Talk about civic inadequacy issues! Anyhoo, one funny, victimless crime happened there last week.
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From that newfangled, hyper-local thingy AOL is trotting out:
Officers responded to Taco Bell for a report of a woman crying and
staring into the drive up window. The subject was identified as
39-year-old Hercules resident. She was arrested for public intoxication
and taken to the Martinez Detention Facility.