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people do lots of things they grow out of later in life. Such as bong sessions and watching Star Trek reruns high. And along with such things comes the inevitable call for pizza delivery.
Though I can't help you with those first two things--you can call on the "green" advertisers in our fine publication for that, wink wink--I've got the perfect pizza accessory for the Trekkie geek in your life. It's a metal pizza cutter in the shape of the NCC-1701 Enterprise.
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