Illustration by Bob AulI guess you didn't find my "Re-Defeat Bush in 2004" bumper sticker as funny as I did. I'd only had it on my car for a week or two and knew it would make me a few anonymous enemies in the carpool lane. But still, I was surprised yesterday to find that, like a set of Texas Air National Guard records, it had suddenly gone missing. All that was left was a splotch of sticker glue, staring at me like a dog at a crime scene. I just want you to know—since I doubt we'll ever have the chance to trade polite, much less friendly, words—that I'm buying another sticker. Two, maybe. And that I'll be voting that fool out of office come November.
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